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- Don't forget to floss.
- The bathroom?

2
00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:23,239
- Finished.
- Is Matt washing the car?

3
00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:27,555
He knows you want him to and he does
value his life, so I'm guessing yes.

4
00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,046
- And is Mary...?
- She's vacuuming.

5
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Lucy is changing sheets
like she's Florence Nightingale.

6
00:00:35,027 --> 00:00:38,657
I'm nervous about Daddy coming.
I want everything to be perfect.

7
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Everything's gonna be fine.

8
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I'm making chicken soup, his favourite.
He probably hasn't had it since...

9
00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:49,501
- What are Simon and Ruthie doing?
- Simon and Ruthie?

10
00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,270
What are they supposed to be doing?

11
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Come on, girl. You saw how Mom was
about Grandpa coming.

12
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If you don't let us do it, she's gonna
send you to Groom World and Mister Pete.

13
00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:06,413
We know how you hate Mister Pete.

14
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- What did you...?
- I'll take care of this.

15
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Let me just go put on my bathing suit.
Kidding. Go. All will be washed.

16
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How much trouble are we in,
on a scale of one to ten,

17
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ten being boarding school?

18
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Like we could afford boarding school.
Your mom's just nervous.

19
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Grandpa hasn't been here
for a long time.

20
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- Since Grandma died.
- Right.

21
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- Poor Grandpa. All sad and alone.
- Yeah.

22
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Don't worry, Ginger.

23
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Eric, Annie and the kids
are gonna fall in love with you.

24
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- Sure?
- Of course. I did.

25
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OK.

26
00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:08,234
[GASPS] Mary, why is there
a grab bag of junk under the couch?

27
00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,951
The vacuum doesn't fit under there.

28
00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:20,394
I'm sorry. I should have either moved it
or got the attachment thing. I'll do it.

29
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- What are we doing?
- Going to the park.

30
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We have to clean the park
for Grandpa, too?

31
00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,114
No, you're going to the park
just to play.

32
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That's good,
cos the park is really big.

33
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I'll have this done
by the time you get back.

34
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Tell you what. You two go to the park
and I'll finish up here, OK?

35
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I'm sorry I'm such a grouch.
Grandpa's coming and...

36
00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:46,080
Mom's nervous
because it's his first visit since...

37
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- I know.
- Be back in half an hour.

38
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No problem. But I just don't know
why you wanna do it all yourself.

39
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You wanna help? Find that guy a home.

40
00:04:58,049 --> 00:04:59,529
Oh.

41
00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:03,275
I hate to tell you this, but I think
I just gave your husband away.

42
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Simon, give me that.

43
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What's the big deal?
It's a <i>Cosmo,</i> not a <i>Playboy.</i>

44
00:05:36,339 --> 00:05:40,413
- You're too young to be reading it.
- Knowledge is power.

45
00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:43,594
You're right, and my knowledge
of your having that,

46
00:05:43,888 --> 00:05:49,043
and the threat of passing that knowledge
along to Mom, gives me all the power.

47
00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,315
Now fork it over.

48
00:05:54,941 --> 00:05:58,412
It's not like you're worried
about me seeing anything bad.

49
00:05:58,737 --> 00:06:01,206
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.

50
00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,311
There's no reason to be snippy about it.

51
00:06:04,576 --> 00:06:05,930
Hm!

52
00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,403
Grandpa's plane's a half-hour late.

53
00:06:18,674 --> 00:06:21,712
Did you call your mom and tell her?

54
00:06:22,011 --> 00:06:23,889
I need a quarter.

55
00:06:24,138 --> 00:06:27,734
I didn't bring any change.
I wasn't expecting tolls.

56
00:06:41,197 --> 00:06:44,190
Excuse me.
Do you have change for a dollar?

57
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That wasn't a line.
I really do need change.

58
00:07:27,787 --> 00:07:30,780
- It's not nice to sneak up on people.
- Oh, really?

59
00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:36,703
A little blonde rinse would give
your hair a very good new look.

60
00:07:37,047 --> 00:07:38,527
- You think?
- Yep.

61
00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:41,909
There's a free sample
right inside there.

62
00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:12,145
Nice potato.
Some people actually eat those.

63
00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,257
I found it under my couch.

64
00:08:14,502 --> 00:08:18,894
See, our grandpa's coming to visit
and I was supposed to vacuum...

65
00:08:19,257 --> 00:08:24,457
- The most boring story in the world.
- The most boring? No. Top ten, maybe.

66
00:08:26,682 --> 00:08:30,198
- You wanna hang out with us?
- Not allowed to talk to strangers.

67
00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:34,638
That's right. I guess we shouldn't
be strangers anymore, then we can talk.

68
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:39,738
- I'm Wilson and this is Billy.
- I'm Mary and this is Ruthie. OK?

69
00:08:40,112 --> 00:08:44,584
I guess, but let's not get too chummy.
Wanna play cars?

70
00:08:45,451 --> 00:08:48,649
Wilson's a cool name.
How'd your parents come up with it?

71
00:08:48,955 --> 00:08:51,709
That would be a boring story.

72
00:08:57,964 --> 00:09:01,640
It'd be fun if we did something special
in honour of Grandpa's visit.

73
00:09:01,968 --> 00:09:04,005
- Uh-huh. How special?
- Well...

74
00:09:04,262 --> 00:09:07,892
Like, what if I put a little something
in my hair?

75
00:09:08,225 --> 00:09:10,217
A touch of blonde to lighten it up.

76
00:09:10,477 --> 00:09:13,311
Your hair is so pretty.
Is this a Jimmy Moon thing?

77
00:09:13,605 --> 00:09:17,121
- No. I just sort of feel like a change.
- I'll think about it.

78
00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:20,276
- You're the coolest.
- Thinking about is not a yes.

79
00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:22,642
But it's close.

80
00:09:26,327 --> 00:09:29,399
Hi. Did you just stuff everything
in the closet?

81
00:09:29,705 --> 00:09:31,503
- No way, Mom.
- Good boy.

82
00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:34,503
I stuffed everything in the drawers.

83
00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:38,265
I'm going to go check.
It better at least look clean.

84
00:09:38,589 --> 00:09:42,583
- Did Lucy ask you about her hair?
- Yeah. I said I'd think about it.

85
00:09:50,352 --> 00:09:51,752
So you play in school.

86
00:09:51,978 --> 00:09:55,050
The coach says I'm her only prospect
for a scholarship.

87
00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:57,428
- You must be pretty good.
- Oh, I gotta go.

88
00:09:57,692 --> 00:10:00,924
I was supposed to have Ruthie back
ten minutes ago.

89
00:10:01,238 --> 00:10:03,912
Would you like to go to a movie tonight?

90
00:10:04,199 --> 00:10:10,036
I know your grandfather's coming in,
but I just like hanging out with you.

91
00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:13,574
- A couple of hours, tops.
- I'll have to ask my parents.

92
00:10:13,876 --> 00:10:16,516
I could ask them for you.
Parents like me.

93
00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:19,489
No, I'll do it.
Let me give you my number.

94
00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:22,352
Excellent.

95
00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:36,180
- Where's Dad?
- Well, he's right behind me, honey.

96
00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:39,715
Honey, maybe we should just talk
for a sec before he comes in.

97
00:10:40,028 --> 00:10:43,988
- Why? What's wrong? Is he OK?
- Yeah. He's doing surprisingly well.

98
00:10:44,324 --> 00:10:46,759
- Where's my little girl?
- Daddy! Oh!

99
00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:50,028
I've missed you so much.

100
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:55,519
Annie, this is my girlfriend, Ginger.

101
00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:58,874
Ginger, this is my little girl, Annie.

102
00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:27,358
It's just buffet style,
so serve yourself and grab a seat, OK?

103
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:44,581
- Mom's acting really weird.
- Weird? She's freaking out.

104
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:05,284
Well, why don't I say a quick blessing?

105
00:12:09,537 --> 00:12:11,972
We thank you for this food, Lord,

106
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:16,083
and any other help you can pass our way
would be greatly appreciated

107
00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:19,617
with an eye toward
peace and harmony. Amen.

108
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,154
Annie, this soup looks just delicious.

109
00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:24,736
My mother taught me how to make it.

110
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,688
- Well, I'd love to get the recipe.
- I'll bet you would.

111
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:38,383
Matt came close to a smooth landing with
a great-looking girl at the airport.

112
00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:43,089
- You were cramping my style.
- RUTHIE: Mary met a boy at the park.

113
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:46,804
- She gave him her phone number.
- MARY: He was with his brother.

114
00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:51,397
He goes to private school.
He's 17, and he's just really nice.

115
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:55,344
- LUCY: Did he ask you out?
- Yes, but I told him Grandpa was here.

116
00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:58,740
I'm sure it'd be OK,
since Grandpa brought a date.

117
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:10,635
Well, Ginger and I don't want
to interfere with anyone's plans.

118
00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:14,652
We're going over to our hotel
after lunch anyway.

119
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,814
Eric, Annie, we were hoping
to take you to dinner.

120
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:20,543
Hotel? You're going to stay in a hotel?

121
00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:25,257
Well, we got a great two-for-one deal
through our travel club.

122
00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:29,576
So, you guys are planning to do
a little travelling together, huh?

123
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,765
Sounds pretty neat.

124
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:38,441
- Yeah, neat.
- Really neat.

125
00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:43,424
- Way neat.
- Yeah, travelling can sure be...

126
00:13:45,386 --> 00:13:47,742
- Neat?
- Neat.

127
00:13:54,145 --> 00:13:57,934
- MARY: Ginger is nice and you know it.
- So she wasn't horrible.

128
00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,153
- She's cool.
- She sure is.

129
00:14:00,402 --> 00:14:03,122
- She's OK.
- She's cool and she's really pretty.

130
00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:06,159
- Cool and pretty.
- She's sort of pretty, I guess.

131
00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,646
- You guess?
- Oh, give us a break.

132
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:14,031
So Ginger's cool and pretty. But, still,
if Mom doesn't like her, I don't either.

133
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:18,296
- So she'll let you colour your hair.
- She'll let me colour my hair.

134
00:14:18,629 --> 00:14:22,908
- I have to ask her at the right time.
- What are you, nuts?

135
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:25,251
[PHONE]

136
00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:28,933
Hello?

137
00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:31,101
Oh, hi, Wilson.

138
00:14:31,351 --> 00:14:33,149
[KISSING NOISES]

139
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:39,053
And then Grandpa hit on you?
That is so cool. What was his line?

140
00:14:39,401 --> 00:14:42,917
Well, we were both having dinner alone
at a restaurant

141
00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:46,436
and he came over and asked me
if I was waiting for anybody.

142
00:14:46,742 --> 00:14:49,257
I said I wasn't
and he asked if he could join me.

143
00:14:49,536 --> 00:14:51,971
- Smooth move, Grandpa.
- I still have a couple.

144
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:55,206
And that was three months ago? Wow!

145
00:14:55,501 --> 00:15:00,417
- Are you guys gonna get married?
- Well, I don't know, Simon.

146
00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:03,836
I think it's a little soon
to be talking about marriage.

147
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:06,252
But you're going steady, right?

148
00:15:06,512 --> 00:15:09,072
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess we are.
- I hope so.

149
00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:11,658
- Do you have any kids?
- Three sons.

150
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,527
- Any grandkids?
- A bunch.

151
00:15:13,769 --> 00:15:16,238
Have they met Grandpa?
Did they like him?

152
00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:17,512
Not a bit.

153
00:15:17,732 --> 00:15:20,167
- Hated me the minute I walked in.
- Why?

154
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:22,958
- They think I wanna be their grandpa.
- Do you?

155
00:15:23,238 --> 00:15:26,868
No, son. No one can take the place
of someone who's passed away.

156
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:31,111
I guess. It's tricky, though.

157
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:33,211
It's very tricky, Simon.

158
00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:36,291
Speaking of tricks,
does Happy know any new ones?

159
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:41,182
Does she ever. We're like two away from
getting on <i>The Letterman Show.</i>

160
00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:46,596
Foot, foot, foot.

161
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,903
Happy, come on.

162
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,975
- Mom, you OK?
- No.

163
00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:05,115
- The trash is done. What else can I do?
- Just one more thing, honey.

164
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:10,239
Take Ginger out to the airport and put
her on the next plane back to Phoenix.

165
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,816
You're being awfully tough on Ginger.

166
00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:15,357
It's six months since Grandma died.

167
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,185
It was a shock,
but she seems really very nice.

168
00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:22,694
- It's probably just a fling, anyway.
- Fling? No, my father does not fling.

169
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:27,123
Right, right. I know.
What I meant was...

170
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,228
GRANDPA: Annie,
could you or Eric run us to the hotel?

171
00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:33,429
- We'd like to get settled in.
- Matt can take you.

172
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:37,437
Swell. Hey, how do you kids like Ginger?
She's something, huh?

173
00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:39,412
She's just swell, Dad.

174
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,006
Come on, Grandpa. We'd better get going.

175
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:45,316
We'll make that dinner reservation.

176
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,694
I don't need a hug! I need to vent!

177
00:16:48,951 --> 00:16:51,182
No hugging. Venting. Got it. Fire away.

178
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:54,253
How could he start
seeing another woman this soon?

179
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,816
What about my feelings, the children's?

180
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:59,964
- Last, and least, my feelings.
- No jokes, no hugs.

181
00:17:00,255 --> 00:17:01,848
- Just venting.
- Sorry.

182
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:07,370
It's like he has no respect for my
mother's memory. Just plain disrespect.

183
00:17:07,762 --> 00:17:10,436
- Can I put some rinse in my hair?
- Unforgivable.

184
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,875
Yeah, it's fine.

185
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:17,581
I'm gonna call the hotel. I bet you they
are staying in the same room. Uh-huh.

186
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:21,490
Honey, they're not staying
in the same room.

187
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:32,138
Hello? Is a Charles Jackson
registered there?

188
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:39,062
Yes. And a Ginger... Ginger...
What was that home wrecker's last name?

189
00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:41,613
- I didn't catch it.
- Ginger somebody.

190
00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:44,680
How can you not know?
How many Gingers do you have?

191
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:48,166
Is there a Ginger convention
in town or something?

192
00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,508
He doesn't know. Huh!

193
00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:55,282
- What kind of hotel is that?
- Take a deep breath and relax.

194
00:17:55,604 --> 00:17:57,482
Bite me.

195
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:01,891
Bite me?

196
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:08,387
I tried to tell you
that you can't surprise people with us.

197
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,818
She would have been just as upset
if I'd told her before.

198
00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:16,115
Once Annie gets to know you,
she'll be fine.

199
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:22,015
- That's the girl that blew me off.
- GRANDPA: Pull over. Park the car.

200
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:25,014
Walk up to the door
and introduce yourself.

201
00:18:25,301 --> 00:18:29,534
You've gotta be bold in matters
of the heart. That's how I met Ginger.

202
00:18:29,889 --> 00:18:32,279
OK, maybe you're right.

203
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,473
If this doesn't work,
it'll just be our little secret.

204
00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:00,703
[DOORBELL]

205
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,293
- Can I help you?
- Hi. I'm Matt Camden.

206
00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:10,910
This is gonna sound weird,
but was that girl your daughter?

207
00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:13,898
- She is.
- I saw her this morning at the airport.

208
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:17,257
I tried to talk, but she wouldn't
give me the time of day,

209
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:21,239
but I was driving by and thought
maybe I should take a chance,

210
00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:24,879
but now I feel like a complete idiot
and I'm really sorry,

211
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:29,190
but I've never seen your daughter
around and she seems really cool...

212
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,978
I'm sorry. Should I go?

213
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,351
That is the most I've ever heard
a person say in one sentence.

214
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:41,741
Why don't you come in
and say all that to Heather?

215
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,687
I think half would probably be enough.

216
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,277
I'm Donna Cain.

217
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,591
- I'll go get Heather.
- OK.

218
00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:06,035
Matt, sit down. This is Heather.

219
00:20:12,203 --> 00:20:15,560
Hi. I'm Matt Camden.
I saw you at the airport with my dad.

220
00:20:15,874 --> 00:20:18,673
He's a minister,
not that that means anything.

221
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,636
My grandpa's plane was late.
We didn't have change to call my mom.

222
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:26,560
That's why I asked you for change,
but also you're really pretty

223
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:31,755
and seemed like somebody who I wanted
to meet, and I sound like an idiot.

224
00:20:38,814 --> 00:20:42,410
Heather says: Thank you.
That was really gutsy to come up here.

225
00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:44,931
But now what?

226
00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:51,647
I was hoping maybe we could go out
sometime or something.

227
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:01,240
I'm only home for a short time.

228
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:04,417
I go to a school for the deaf back east.

229
00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:07,106
I only have this short time
with my mom.

230
00:21:07,385 --> 00:21:12,744
Heather, it might be nice for you to get
to know people in the neighbourhood,

231
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:16,418
especially since
you'll be home here all summer.

232
00:21:24,695 --> 00:21:28,245
Are you sure you wanna go out with me
now that you know I'm deaf?

233
00:21:28,574 --> 00:21:30,611
Yeah. Yes.

234
00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:36,921
Have you ever gone out
with a deaf girl before?

235
00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:43,705
I've never gone out with a hearing
person. I don't think it would work out.

236
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:48,130
I think it would be good for you
to get to know some hearing people.

237
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:52,783
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I can be your starter hearing person.

238
00:22:01,441 --> 00:22:03,433
Um, I'm supposed to go to a party.

239
00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:07,734
Maybe you wanna go with me
and then we could get something to eat.

240
00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:18,497
I didn't catch that last one.

241
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:20,344
Oh, um...

242
00:22:21,545 --> 00:22:24,617
Heather says OK, she'll give it a try,

243
00:22:24,924 --> 00:22:27,075
but if it sucks, she warned you.

244
00:22:29,178 --> 00:22:31,010
Come by at 7.30.

245
00:22:32,932 --> 00:22:34,969
How do you say, "Sounds great"?

246
00:22:35,935 --> 00:22:38,291
This.

247
00:22:56,415 --> 00:22:59,487
Didn't you learn any sign language
from <i>Sesame Street</i>?

248
00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:01,785
What are you so nervous about?

249
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:06,677
You're probably better off with a girl
that can't hear what you're saying.

250
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:09,282
One day you're gonna fall madly in love.

251
00:23:09,553 --> 00:23:11,909
I'm gonna remember this and be no help.

252
00:23:12,181 --> 00:23:16,334
- Nice try, but I've seen your work.
- What do you mean by that?

253
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:21,283
I don't recall your ever getting past
a third date with the same chick, right?

254
00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:25,199
Maybe this time's different.
You gotta remember something.

255
00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:28,282
- Hi. Hello. How are you?
- I'm fine. How are you?

256
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:34,213
Oh, OK. I think I remember one.

257
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:47,230
- Yeah. OK, yeah. What does it mean?
- Turtle.

258
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:51,022
- Didn't you learn any human stuff?
- I'm giving you what I know.

259
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:55,500
- I haven't seen <i>Sesame Street</i> in years.
- I gotta get going.

260
00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,804
- Good luck.
- Thanks.

261
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,454
You're gonna need it.

262
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,258
She's gonna think he's an idiot.

263
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,487
Honey, aren't you gonna change
to go out to dinner?

264
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,313
If I change, it would mean
I was planning to go out to dinner.

265
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,192
OK, I know
there's no right answer to this,

266
00:24:31,472 --> 00:24:33,748
so I'm going with a simple
why not, honey?

267
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:37,726
- Not hungry.
- You're not hungry, you're not hungry.

268
00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:40,293
Have you called your dad and told him?

269
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:44,638
He didn't tell me he was
tomcatting around with that woman.

270
00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:48,741
- You can't just ignore your father.
- Watch me.

271
00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:50,268
[DOORBELL]

272
00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:53,290
That's probably Mary's date.
You wanna meet him?

273
00:24:53,578 --> 00:24:56,616
If you were on a first date,
would you wanna meet me now?

274
00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:59,555
OK, I can do this. No problem.

275
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,488
[SIGHS]

276
00:25:04,756 --> 00:25:06,748
I got it.

277
00:25:07,884 --> 00:25:09,523
- Hi.
- Hi.

278
00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:14,278
- Hi there. You must be Mr Camden.
- And you must be Mary's date, Artie.

279
00:25:14,641 --> 00:25:17,520
- Actually, I'm Mary's date, Wilson.
- Dad.

280
00:25:17,811 --> 00:25:19,882
Right. Sorry. Artie was last night.

281
00:25:20,147 --> 00:25:22,537
Tell him you're kidding.
You're not funny.

282
00:25:22,816 --> 00:25:26,014
I'm kidding and I'm not funny.
She hasn't had a date for months.

283
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,438
- Dad!
- OK, I'm kidding. I'm still not funny.

284
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:33,575
- Nice to meet you, Wilson.
- Pleasure. These are for you.

285
00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:38,834
- And these are for you.
- Thanks.

286
00:25:41,753 --> 00:25:45,633
So, where are you thinking
of taking my daughter tonight?

287
00:25:45,965 --> 00:25:47,957
Well, I'm thinking about a movie,

288
00:25:48,218 --> 00:25:51,131
but movies are bad first dates
cos you can't talk.

289
00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:56,504
If I'm gonna get anywhere, I should lay
on the charm down at Eddie's Pool Hall.

290
00:25:56,893 --> 00:26:00,648
- Did you say get anywhere?
- We're just gonna play pool or pinball.

291
00:26:00,981 --> 00:26:03,177
I play a little pool
now and then myself.

292
00:26:03,442 --> 00:26:06,196
Yeah, I'm not very good.
I just enjoy it.

293
00:26:06,487 --> 00:26:08,718
We could have a friendly game sometime.

294
00:26:08,989 --> 00:26:11,629
I don't think so.

295
00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:17,741
- Volvo, huh?
- Yeah. It was the family car.

296
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,272
I bought it off my dad
with money I earned from my jobs.

297
00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:25,261
- What kind of jobs?
- The ice is getting real thin.

298
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:30,710
I'm a lifeguard at the local Y. I also
teach children's swimming classes.

299
00:26:31,095 --> 00:26:35,487
- Can we go now?
- You seem like a very nice young man.

300
00:26:35,850 --> 00:26:39,002
But we don't really know you,
we haven't seen you around

301
00:26:39,312 --> 00:26:42,589
and we don't let Mary
go out with strangers.

302
00:26:42,899 --> 00:26:46,017
You know my father.
He's your ophthalmologist.

303
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:49,153
- Jeffrey West is your father?
- Yes, sir.

304
00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:52,441
That's too bad. He's a really nice guy.

305
00:26:52,743 --> 00:26:56,054
Which hurts my argument
for not letting you go out with Mary.

306
00:26:56,371 --> 00:26:58,363
I was hoping it would.

307
00:26:58,624 --> 00:27:01,696
And if that's not enough,
I wrote down my beeper number,

308
00:27:02,002 --> 00:27:04,073
just in case you start to flip out.

309
00:27:04,338 --> 00:27:06,978
- Very thoughtful but not necessary.
- OK.

310
00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:12,492
I'll take it, just so I have it,
since you wrote it down and everything.

311
00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,969
Have a good time.

312
00:27:53,389 --> 00:27:55,949
- Candy?
- Not hungry.

313
00:27:57,768 --> 00:27:58,804
Is he nice?

314
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:02,377
Yeah, he is nice. My guess is
Mary's gonna rip his heart out.

315
00:28:02,690 --> 00:28:04,682
[PHONE]

316
00:28:05,902 --> 00:28:06,892
Yeah?

317
00:28:07,111 --> 00:28:10,388
This is Charles.
Ginger and I are getting pretty hungry.

318
00:28:10,698 --> 00:28:13,088
We were wondering
when we can expect you.

319
00:28:13,368 --> 00:28:17,123
That's a good question.
Here's the thing, Charles.

320
00:28:17,455 --> 00:28:19,686
Let me tell you
how well I know my daughter.

321
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:22,632
- She's in the room with you, right?
- Uh-huh.

322
00:28:22,919 --> 00:28:26,879
She's pouting, mean as a rattlesnake,
her face buried in a magazine,

323
00:28:27,215 --> 00:28:29,411
and she's furious with me.

324
00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:33,253
Actually, it's the paper, but right.

325
00:28:33,514 --> 00:28:36,154
Well, Ginger and I are gonna go out
and have dinner

326
00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:38,425
and we'll talk to you kids tomorrow.

327
00:28:38,686 --> 00:28:41,565
Don't worry about Annie and me.
We'll work it out.

328
00:28:41,856 --> 00:28:45,770
We're here for a week. I mean,
what's not to like about Ginger, huh?

329
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,863
We'll talk to you tomorrow.

330
00:28:54,035 --> 00:28:57,028
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Fair enough.

331
00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:08,429
- She makes your father happy.
- And I bet I know how.

332
00:29:18,602 --> 00:29:21,561
He loves you
more than anything in the world.

333
00:29:21,855 --> 00:29:23,847
I know.

334
00:29:27,444 --> 00:29:30,004
I hate her.

335
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:33,130
I really hate her.

336
00:29:51,136 --> 00:29:53,128
Let me get that.

337
00:29:54,431 --> 00:29:56,423
Sorry.

338
00:30:05,901 --> 00:30:08,291
This isn't gonna be easy.

339
00:30:12,616 --> 00:30:14,608
Oh.

340
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,040
[MUSIC BLARES]

341
00:30:34,264 --> 00:30:35,414
[MUSIC OFF]

342
00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:39,118
[MUSIC RESUMES]

343
00:31:06,338 --> 00:31:09,092
You know,
I'm only gonna let you win so many.

344
00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:13,662
- Then I destroy you.
- Thanks for the 90,000-point lead.

345
00:31:24,399 --> 00:31:28,552
Oh, no. Just ignore these guys.
They're huge jerks.

346
00:31:28,903 --> 00:31:31,975
- This guy hittin' on you?
- No, but thanks for caring.

347
00:31:32,282 --> 00:31:34,672
Bye, Michael.

348
00:31:34,951 --> 00:31:38,991
Listen, I'm not hitting on her. We're
kinda like, you know, out on a date.

349
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:42,210
OK, a date. What is it,
beauty and the beast night?

350
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:44,970
- Whatever.
- Come on, Wilson. Let's go.

351
00:31:47,715 --> 00:31:50,708
Didn't Michael tell you
I don't play this?

352
00:31:54,388 --> 00:31:58,302
Hey. I guess you feel like
a real man now, huh, pal?

353
00:31:59,977 --> 00:32:02,970
- Don't even listen.
- Sorry, I already did.

354
00:32:07,151 --> 00:32:09,985
I don't like blonde hair
on anyone but Mommy.

355
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,115
I didn't do it for you. A woman needs
a change now and then.

356
00:32:14,451 --> 00:32:16,807
I'll bet Jimmy Moon
won't like it either.

357
00:32:17,913 --> 00:32:21,111
Don't listen to her.
Jimmy Moon will like the blonde hair.

358
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:23,726
He'll go nuts. Guys love blondes.

359
00:32:24,002 --> 00:32:27,518
- You better be right about this.
- Please.

360
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,474
I know what I'm talking about.

361
00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:47,748
- [POP MUSIC]
- [CHATTER]

362
00:33:05,086 --> 00:33:07,078
Hey.

363
00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:14,217
She's not deaf.

364
00:33:16,306 --> 00:33:18,616
She's just goofing on him.

365
00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:25,403
How does he know what she's saying?

366
00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,560
What'd you do?

367
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:33,295
- Nothing.
- What's wrong with your chick?

368
00:33:33,574 --> 00:33:36,408
If it's something you did,
run next time you see me.

369
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:46,467
Heather, stop. Wait a minute.

370
00:33:46,754 --> 00:33:48,746
Wait, please.

371
00:33:52,594 --> 00:33:54,586
"Home. Now."

372
00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,554
[KNOCKING]

373
00:34:07,568 --> 00:34:09,321
Oh.

374
00:34:10,404 --> 00:34:11,838
Hi, Ginger.

375
00:34:12,656 --> 00:34:15,888
Hi, Annie.
I was wondering if we could talk.

376
00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:19,190
I don't think so.

377
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:28,260
- I'm sorry.
- So am I.

378
00:34:28,589 --> 00:34:32,105
- I better go.
- No, no, no. Come in. We'll fix this.

379
00:34:32,427 --> 00:34:36,865
I don't know how, but we'll fix this.

380
00:34:49,736 --> 00:34:54,128
My wife's a terrific person. You just
have to give her time to come around.

381
00:34:55,909 --> 00:35:00,188
Maybe I'm trying too hard.
I just so wanted it to work.

382
00:35:01,415 --> 00:35:05,125
When Charles popped into my life,
it was like an ocean breeze, Eric.

383
00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:08,772
He made me feel so free, so alive.

384
00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:12,208
- You're in love with him.
- Yes.

385
00:35:13,094 --> 00:35:15,609
I suppose I am.

386
00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:20,758
You see, we were hoping
if our families approved

387
00:35:21,144 --> 00:35:23,613
that maybe we could make some plans.

388
00:35:23,897 --> 00:35:27,686
You know, at our age,
the future is now.

389
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:33,055
But neither family seems to approve,

390
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:37,283
so I don't know where that leaves us.

391
00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:40,976
It leaves you together and in love,

392
00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:44,761
which is the best place
two people can be.

393
00:35:45,085 --> 00:35:47,520
We came too soon.

394
00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:50,550
Look, don't go rushing back
to Arizona just yet.

395
00:35:50,841 --> 00:35:55,836
Have a little faith. Things have a way
of working out around here.

396
00:35:59,392 --> 00:36:01,429
Mm-hm.

397
00:36:03,312 --> 00:36:05,383
Thanks, Eric.

398
00:36:05,648 --> 00:36:07,640
No problem.

399
00:36:14,324 --> 00:36:16,964
- Luce?
- Dad.

400
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:20,726
- Luce?
- Dad.

401
00:36:20,997 --> 00:36:23,557
Gee, Luce.

402
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:26,588
I know. Why did you let me do this?

403
00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:28,741
Me?

404
00:36:28,964 --> 00:36:32,753
This is the rinse that I went
into the kitchen and I asked you.

405
00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:35,085
Oh, right, sure.

406
00:36:38,557 --> 00:36:42,073
- It's not permanent, is it?
- No, but it won't just wash out.

407
00:36:42,395 --> 00:36:47,106
I see. OK, well, I think
it's a nice change of pace.

408
00:36:47,483 --> 00:36:49,998
You can get a new perspective
for a day or two.

409
00:36:50,278 --> 00:36:52,838
It won't wash out in a day or two!

410
00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:57,393
OK, that's good,
because real perspective takes longer.

411
00:36:57,744 --> 00:37:00,623
Why don't we see how it looks
over a bowl of ice cream?

412
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:03,429
I'd rather be under the bowl.

413
00:37:10,424 --> 00:37:12,655
[KNOCKING]

414
00:37:14,761 --> 00:37:18,198
- Mom?
- Um, not right now, Simon.

415
00:37:26,857 --> 00:37:29,247
Why don't you like Ginger?

416
00:37:30,778 --> 00:37:34,772
- What makes you think that?
- Come on, Mom. I do kind of know you.

417
00:37:37,535 --> 00:37:41,006
You know, Grandpa said
that Ginger's sons hate him, too.

418
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:44,960
Really? Why?

419
00:37:46,711 --> 00:37:49,783
They think that Grandpa
is trying to replace their dad.

420
00:37:51,091 --> 00:37:54,528
Yeah. I know exactly how they feel.

421
00:38:03,061 --> 00:38:06,020
- What was I supposed to do?
- Let me handle it.

422
00:38:06,315 --> 00:38:10,355
- I was the one they were picking on.
- No. They were really picking on me.

423
00:38:10,694 --> 00:38:14,529
- They were just using you to do it.
- Yet the insults were aimed at me.

424
00:38:14,865 --> 00:38:17,255
- What's going on?
- Nothing.

425
00:38:23,249 --> 00:38:25,684
Some guys from her school
were hassling me.

426
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,112
She stepped in like Rambo
before I could defend myself.

427
00:38:29,422 --> 00:38:31,857
- You want me to talk to her?
- Who are you?

428
00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:37,003
- Sorry. Matt, older brother.
- Wilson. I used to date your sister.

429
00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:52,602
When you see Lucy, tell her she never
looked better, or I'm a dead man.

430
00:38:55,657 --> 00:38:58,968
Don't even think about
giving me a lecture.

431
00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:08,407
Wow! What'd you do to make your hair
look so blonde and, um, beautiful?

432
00:39:09,672 --> 00:39:14,349
If you're lying,
I will be killing Simon tonight.

433
00:39:15,595 --> 00:39:17,029
[GROWLS]

434
00:39:22,143 --> 00:39:27,616
It's some kind of colour stuff. You put
it on your hair and it does that.

435
00:39:28,024 --> 00:39:30,493
How was your date?

436
00:39:30,777 --> 00:39:33,531
- It didn't turn out so good.
- What happened?

437
00:39:33,822 --> 00:39:36,462
I'm not quite sure.

438
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:39,462
So go find out. Give her a call.

439
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,658
Oh, right. I forgot.

440
00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:47,109
Well, you'll straighten it out.

441
00:39:47,461 --> 00:39:49,976
I'm open to suggestions.

442
00:39:50,256 --> 00:39:54,045
Call her house and invite Heather
and her mother to church tomorrow.

443
00:39:54,385 --> 00:39:56,377
What a shock you'd suggest church.

444
00:39:56,637 --> 00:39:59,755
It's possible church isn't the answer
to every problem.

445
00:40:00,057 --> 00:40:02,447
It's also possible it is.

446
00:40:21,496 --> 00:40:24,728
Mrs Cain? Matt Camden.
Do you like church?

447
00:40:38,514 --> 00:40:40,506
Hi, buddy.

448
00:40:41,475 --> 00:40:42,545
Hi.

449
00:40:44,854 --> 00:40:46,891
- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.

450
00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:50,027
I'm Annie Camden,
another person in the universe.

451
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:54,073
- Right. This is my mom.
- Of course. Hi.

452
00:40:54,405 --> 00:40:56,317
- Who are you, slugger?
- Billy.

453
00:40:56,574 --> 00:41:01,285
Hi, Billy. We're real glad to have you
and your big brother with us.

454
00:41:06,501 --> 00:41:10,097
I think I'll go inside
and get seats for everyone.

455
00:41:10,422 --> 00:41:12,414
Thanks, Mrs Camden.

456
00:41:14,092 --> 00:41:16,846
- I was hoping I'd see you here.
- I'm glad you came.

457
00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:18,491
Me, too.

458
00:41:21,016 --> 00:41:24,976
- We should probably go in.
- Yeah. Mary...

459
00:41:26,939 --> 00:41:28,931
I wanted to tell you before,

460
00:41:29,191 --> 00:41:32,468
but I was afraid
you wouldn't go out with me.

461
00:41:33,863 --> 00:41:37,652
Billy isn't my little brother.
He's my son.

462
00:41:52,132 --> 00:41:54,089
[ORGAN PLAYS]

463
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Mom, wait.

464
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[BRAKES SCREECH]

465
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Mary!

466
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